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the truth is out there.

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friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

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fighting4fantasy:

Barnes & Noble.

Their best selling books tend to deal with memory loss.

go to your room and think about what you’ve done

swiftwidget:

marvelousspoiler:

fighting4fantasy:

Barnes & Noble.

Their best selling books tend to deal with memory loss.

go to your room and think about what you’ve done

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castielismycherrypie:

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a-skyofdiamonds:

“I think we should switch places. When camp’s over, I leave as you and go back to London and you leave as me and go to California.”

I LITERALLY STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THEY MADE THIS FILM WITH ONLY ONE LINDSEY LOHAN

 

Right up there with finding out that Genovia isn’t a real country.

WAIT GENOVIA’S NOT A REAL COUNTRY

 I THOUGHT IT WAS IN SWITZERLAND

THATS GENEVA YOU CRUMB

YOU CRUMB

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Emilia Clarke in the Game of Thrones S4 bloopers

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David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

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dobochan:

dj roomba is literally the greatest thing thats ever happened to me

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bagmilk:

essentiallyjesus:

is he okay

i have never seen more pain in a humans eyes

does it make me a horrible person that i laughed when i saw this

exc-ted:

bagmilk:

essentiallyjesus:

is he okay

i have never seen more pain in a humans eyes

does it make me a horrible person that i laughed when i saw this

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